Life is too short to pretend you’re attracted to Channing Tatum
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”
still waiting for kidz bop to cover anaconda
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.
April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine